krazy jayne's konglish kitchen

i know the whole engrish/konglish thing is kinda played out, but while drinking some water i noticed that my cousin's spartan dish collection includes an impressive array of konglish. some highlights:

[on a bowl] "best wishes / the permanent possesses / i only belong to you" this sounds like a catchy way to remember a grammar lesson.


[on a glass] "three fresh herb leaves make you so happy"
it's true. two usually aren't enough.


[on a glass] "without love and laughter there is no joy. love abounds in honey and poison. where there is no jealousy there is no love." honey and... poison? yikes.